01 September 2005

Records and worst stuff

When we talk about beating records, we can see the most non-sense stuff, just like someone with the biggest quantity of cucaraches in his mouth, who spits so far away a bee and just like that.

If we had to see the record of the most stupid woman in the world, maybe i could get together all my ex-mates in school, they can compete to see who married the most lazy, abusive, cheater or cruel guy.

Like an epidemy, there are some years in which my ex-mates weddings just happen every weekend, a few time later they ask me when i'll be there. Again, a few time later, and with a little exceptions, i find the same person, but doesn't ask the same question, and confesses the wait for the real and true love, because the last didn't work out.

The guys continue their search and they don't even care; girls on the other side with her kids, everytime they get older and bitter, sometimes in the street they just turn their face to other side and pretend they don't know me.

I'd like to do the same look, inquisitive and pretentious they had when they ask me and i see them in the street, that look like laughing of me because i'm alone, as if it were a sin or a failure, but i only smile and continue in my way, if i defined my life because of my so called love failures, maybe i'd had commited suicide or i'd be just like them.

They grew up with the idea that future, happiness and success come together, but together with a guy, kids and pink stories, those i don't like.

Ok, the funny thing of the day is the next one, it might be cruel but i thought it was funny:

In the Guiness World Records website says:

"Most Individuals Killed In A Terrorist Act"

The most individuals killed in a terrorist act, according to the official count from the authorities, is 2,823 as a result of the attack on the World Trade Center, New York, USA, on September 11, 2001.

And close to this, a button that said: "Beat this record"

JAjajaJA! How can they put that! So stupid!

Note: I wasn't laughing of the fact of the record, but the graphic

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